This is the dumbest fucking question I’ve ever heard. Passing sports team loyalty along likes it’s some hereditary birthright? Give me a fucking break.

Frankly, I’d like to see that doughy orange fucker wield a gun. It would likely be hilarious and I’m sure he’d wind up shooting off his own dick. or even better, DJT Jr....which is almost the same thing I guess.

Frankly, I think the kid made the right call. That’s the appropriate response to a fascist mouth-breather in any situation.

I believe that. He willingly went to a rodeo after all.

Gee, I hope his boat doesn’t encounter and sharks with frickin’ laser beams attached to their heads while he’s on his “fishing trip”.

No bullshit, he’s not being seductive, he thinks he’s being Winston Churchill, his alleged hero.

They’re two horse-fucking wannabe cowboys who think the size of their hat compensates for the space in their jeans.

Did they have to dust off Joe Lieberman to go to that well?

You spelled Florida wrong.

Oh look, a fucking MAGA chud who didn’t have an opinion on something until his orange mouthpiece vomited up words about it and then he fell right in line with the dipshit script. Shocking. You asswipes must have loved the past 2 and a half years so far since Trump can’t keep his ignorant mouth shut. That down time of…

In other news, Brian Kilmeade’s eyes have now officially crossed one another and are slowly creeping towards the back of his head on the opposite side from which they started.

Boo hoo, Mitch. I’ll cry myself to sleep tonight in your honor.

I love how he calls out all these cities for being substandard while they’re under *his* watch as POTUS. That’s like a parent pointing to his own kid at the playground and telling the other parents how stupid and ugly he is. Jesus H. jumped up Christ on a cracker!!

The unparalleled amount of energy it takes for that entire regime to dance around and try to cover their tracks and distract has got to be exhausting. It would be so much easier and simpler to just be straight and honest. I don’t get the attraction of the former. You can never enjoy anything you do. You’re always…

But Trump could still be in an ass load of trouble at the state level when he’s out. No matter what, that orange mother fucker could see prison time for the wealth of illegal shit he’s done at all levels.

Is it safe to admit that the GOP might as well have just retained the House for all the fucking uselessness the Democrats have displayed since taking it back last year? I simply laugh now when I hear the word “subpoena” thrown around. It has become such an empty threat, I’m surprised courts across the land haven’t…

That’s a very fair assessment.

Please don’t make me choose.

This legitimately made my day. I don’t care how petty, mean, or childish it was. It’s such a great burn and Trump is so fucking stupid to provide the photo op of him grinning his snake oil salesman grin in front of it. I could go for one of these a day and my mood would improve greatly.

Thank you. I came to say “Today??!!”