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Great. Now he’s never going to fucking leave because he knows once he’s done being president now or in 2025, he’s instantly going to be indicted and hauled off to rot next to Bill Cosby. He’s fucked beyond belief once the POTUS shield drops.

Zing!

I thought that was your grift.

I know, it’s fucked up, right? It’s impossible to have all those things and maintain a great standard of living. I mean, just ask Norway....oooooohhhhh.....

Wow, an entire room full of scientists, medal of honor recipients, poet laureates, philanthropists, humanitarians, and successful doctors and lawyers.

Just kidding. It’s a room full of current assholes perpetually living with their parents who will grow up thinking all they need to do is wait around for someone to make

That’s cute that he thinks WWIII would only end 10 million lives and they’d all be brown people.

They just don’t want to show support for other drug dealers because it upsets Trumps adderall dealer.

I wonder if every world leader that comes to the White House has the exact same thought: “Holy shit, I thought they were exaggerating, but they’re not. He really is as crazy and unhinged as they say!”
You really, really need to work hard to make Kim Jong Un look sane. Congrats, Trump, you fucking nitwit.

It is seriously laughable how thin skinned this man-pussy really is. He simply cannot let anything go. The way he just fucking bloviates to fill dead air is staggering.

Counterpoint: They could drop dead instead.

There’s no way Trump isn’t as big a pedophile as Epstein, if not bigger. No fucking way.

...and these kids with their 8 track players running around burning their bras and smoking the weed! Why just the other day, as I was on my porch drinking a hot cup of Sanka, I noticed a two teenage boys with their hair down to their shoulders! I told those hippies to get off my lawn right away and...”

Well-stated, but at the end of the day, if you’re going to do the action, you deserve the label. The weight of the word “racist”is ascribed for a reason. We’re not trying to pin the title on a 5 year old who repeated what he heard on the playground, this is a 72 year old man (for lack of a better term) who know what

These fucking traitors to humanity are as much the Party of Lincoln as fundemental Christians are the chosen people of God.

Obama should have fucking done it. We’d be better off.

Fuck this guy? Amazing! That’s the exact same picture and phrase Lindsey Graham posts on all the dark internet child porn sites.

He probably did, but considering how much revision was backed into all that, they were easy to remove. 

Wait a second, I thought the brown people took all Jim Bob’s jobs? Or is it they all come here and don’t work? I can’t keep it straight. What part of the paradox are the rubes feeding on today?

Christ, this fucker again. Can we not feed this troll?

Christ, these fucking dweebs with their dad jeans and Dickies plaid shirts. Why does being fucking blue collar mean you have to look like you dress yourself in the dark in a Wal-Mart changing room?