Isn’t making fun of a us for being a barista kind of like us making fun of you for being a Wal-Mart cashier?

What’s the motivation behind denying obvious facts around you and hiding behind stories of a magical wizard in space written thousands of years ago by ignorant people who would not have written such things had they known what we know today? Is it a fragile psyche? An inability to accept hard truth? Such a deep-seated…

I love when he has to mainline the absolute disdain the rest of the world has for him. No spin, no filter, just the pure vitriol he can’t unsee. Someone needs to set up a movie screen and a loud speaker outside all the Trump properties and blare that “Fuck Trump” soundbite 24/7. He needs to drown in hearing that.

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA........*breathe*.......HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

I came here for this. Listen to fucking Donnie Two Scoops pull this “I made him” bullshit like he’s some sort of mafia Don.

Um, excuse me, it’s World War “Eye Eye”, thankyouverymuch.

Well, it cost Roy Moore Alabama. But now the perverted old mummy is running again, so we’ll see if it sticks or all has been forgiven by the increasingly fringe GOP.

If Brian Kilimeade’s eyes get any closer together, he’ll be a cyclops. 

So do bullies and giant assholes. Trump covers all three so you never have to worry about pigeon-holeing him!

I think Trump’s sense of time progression also died in 1989.

Here’s two more for the pile, karma.

I can’t tell who’s rocketing this country into dissolution faster; the Republicans for their above and beyond efforts at undermining democracy in every way or the Democrats for their laughably weak game of letting it happen on their watch. 

An uptight conservative Christian group that is *also* out touch?? How can this be possible??!!

Hot take: Not enough.

I’m starting to think the whole premise of the American Dream where you can become anything you want is fundamentally bullshit. There needs to be lanes for people to stay in for a reason. An abysmally unqualified 73 year old asshole as president and a lying, unqualified angry bridge troll who thinks she can be a…

Wow, he really needs to change the record. What a complete and utter bore. I think last night proves how played out his schtick has become. The grift only works if you change it up, otherwise people become wise to it.

Unlikely. Those are located in the same phantom zone where GOP men take their mistresses to get the abortions they need without it counting as an immoral act or murder.

I say this all the time. I can’t imagine waking up every day and actively hating a certain group or segment of the population. It’s such a waste of time and energy. But then again, these people aren’t sculpting works of art or designing spectacular architecture. It’s a victory to shower and get dressed, so they really…

Except most of the thuggery and property destruction will be carried out on Trump properties and wealthy people’s lawns everywhere. Pretty awesome and ironic.

I love the pause Trump had right before the cough when Stephanopolous asked him which financial statements and the stupid orange fucker went completely blank for half a second. He literally has no idea. He just vomits words until people stop talking to him. I can’t comprehend how someone can be so profoundly and…