That’s Jesus’s plan? Seems antithetical to his teachings and also contrary to the fact that he was, y’know, Jewish. 

So then Borowicz is a true modern-day Christian. That checks out.

*yawn*

Old asshole Republicans can’t die off soon enough and all the young ones are too fucking dumb to realize the old ones are leaving them to wither and die on the vine. In the future, the scientists and progressives will move forward with their plans for self-perpetuation while all the power-hungry gun fuckers will sit…

Jesus Christ. You mean that *ISN’T* his original blob-like shape???!!

I thought she *was* a beard. I know how most Republicans really roll when the shades are drawn.

It’s not fucking killing him fast enough.

So, the man is a 20-year educator and he decides that NOW, in today’s climate, is the right time to make a positive reference to Hitler. Yeah, that’s sound judgement. Put him in charge of more kids.

America truly has become Al Bundy. The country collectively sits around as a balding, middle-aged has-been with a pot belly and wonders why no one continues to treat it with reverence for its past accomplishments all while not really doing anything new to keep the love going. We’re dull, uneducated, slow-witted,…

Quick, Pa, get me my clutchin’ pearls!!

All these fascist jag-offs itching for a civil war because they think their gun fetish makes them a clear winner seem to forget there is an entire nation filled with inner-city folk that are more than happy to give the good ol’ boys a taste of the medicine they’ve been receiving for years on end.

You clearly draw that conclusion from all the goose-stepping Nazi rallies that liberals hold, right?

Why is no one knocking their heads together Three Stooges style in that picture?

Amy, your grandfather called and told you to pull your pants up a little higher. There’s still some color of your top showing.

Sooooooooo, the southern border is a humanitarian nightmare and a security risk. Does that mean the border agents in charge are doing an abysmal job? I mean, that is literally their job to make sure it’s not a nightmare. So either they’re doing their job and it’s actually fine, or they’re not and you need new fucking…

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Just like all turds.

She was just primed to live a life of ease on her looks and parents’ money. At that age, you should be just as involved in your future as your parents. That she is just a victim to make her parents happy is bullshit. Jesus Christ, can someone be held accountable for being shitty in this day and age?

This. Trump’s crimes are going to be the sum of their parts. You’re never going to get one perfect smoking gun. He’s too layered and protected otherwise. This isn’t some jaywalker being given a sentence on circumstantial evidence. The POTUS needs to be held to a whole other level of standards and accountabilities…

I’m now firmly convinced there isn’t a politician alive that wasn’t a weird asshole as a kid. This shit doesn’t just happen spontaneously.