So then we can expect Air Force One to be scrapped any day now in favor of a twin prop Cessna. The man always walks the walk of every one of his tweets. We know that is a stone cold fact.

Yet I’ll bet you take the Bible and religion for face value. Fucking dipshit.

Well, he is over 6 ft tall.

1933-1945 were so great, let’s relive it all over again!!! But just the bad parts!!

Are we absolutely sure this VP potato is sentient?

Sean Hannity is right! I’m sure at any moment now he’ll remove all the walls from his house and just live in a several thousand foot car port. He doesn’t want to be a hypocrite after all.

I expected Trump to break out into a rousing rendition of Kenny Roger’s The Gambler.

“You gotta know when to hold ‘em. When to fold ‘em. Know when to walk away (warm and friendly). Know when to run”.

I can only imagine the amount of business men out there, knowing what we know now about Trump’s “Art of the Deal” skills now that he’s “president”, that have dealt with him as a private citizen and think he is the ultimate chucklefuck.

Remember when saying the quiet part loud was a bad thing? We’ve drifted so far into “fucked up” that thuggish dipshits are openly making threats on social media without an ounce of shame or irony. 

Jesus, Mary, and Joseph. Who would have thought it took Kim Jong Un(derwear) to make our “President” Baboon Ass look svelte.

Someone else somewhere posted the meme: “When you’re almost done picking teams in gym class”.

All Republican politicians are corrupt and power hungry as the fat orange dingus. They have to back him up because if they take him down, suddenly they’re all accountable to the same standards that brought him down. They can’t have that.

Jesus Christ, his eyes are so close together they’re on the verge of overlapping and passing one another on his face.

What’s with the fucking khakis? Is that a Neo Nazi rally or a team building exercise for the IT department?

That looks like a failed DIYS bumblebee costume.

Now I have too many kids. What are those welfare programs that I hate so much? Suddenly they’re okay.... 

40:1?? You’re generous.

“I want...”? Fuuuuuuuuuuck yoooooooooouuuuu.

For any true meltdown, just imply or outright tell him he has a tiny dick. He’ll spend the entire 2020 campaign trying to prove otherwise.

How many foreheads is she currently using?