They programmed it so it’s a hole in one every time he tees off.

That’s because they all collectively know that when push comes to shove, they’re all fucked if they actually have to compete for skills and resources.

Sounds like you get your political parties confused rather easily.

I tend to believe her. When you’ve got your head buried in your dad’s lap all day, every day, it’s hard to really get to the wheeling and dealing required for such illicit activity.

Trump Sr. does say “That’s my son”, but it’s always punctuated with a question mark rather than an exclamation point.

The older I get, now in my early 40s, the more my experience is conservatives have this boot strap attitude until it’s their belly grumbling and their medical bills piling up. Then help is ok and almost expected. Life isn’t about who can collect the most stuff and then hoard it until they die. Life is about everyone…

Oh look, another MAGA dipshit who has never actually been adversely affected by these so-called border threats, but since his limited education and world view doesn’t allow for expanded thought, has taken the path of least resistance and allowed people even dumber than him to think on his behalf. What’s it like to…

Noted scumbag can’t understand why noted scumbags act like scumbags.

But it’s an LE Edition!!!

In another couple years, I might as well just start paying for cable again.

I know they aren’t but behind him on his right in that picture, those coins look like Kuerig K-Cups.

Sorry, Rudy, you used all the 9/11 good will you may have had by becoming a flunky for the worst leader in US history. You’re worried about your tombstone saying “He lied for Trump”? You should hope that’s all it says. It’s like Marshall Petain asking why no one ever talks about his WWI record anymore.

Ok, here’s my solution to the whole problem:

They blindfold trump and tell him they have a big surprise for him that may or may not involve KFC and Diet Coke. They fly him to China, show him the Great Wall and tell him “We built the wall! You won!! Mexico totally caved!!”. They then blindfold him again and fly him…

Which is akin to being the cleanest port-o-potty at the chili competition..

Stabbing them in the heart for a profit almost displays a standard that doesn’t exist. He’d gladly do it just because the day happened to end in a “Y”. He’s just a fucking asshole.

Is that Bill resigning himself to being in the movie?

I keep missing the articles about all these illegal immigrants that are coming in and raping, pillaging, and looting the United States like Poncho Villa. I guess they keep getting buried with all the articles about white pedophiles, white rapists, white mass murderers, white domestic abusers, white serial killers, and…

Goddamn, that one wet streak of gel he has on each temple makes me want to vomit every time I see it.

Does he really think that a wall in one section of the country would deter the flow of drugs? Like they’d all throw their hands in the air and go “A wall!?! Well, I’m out of business!”? They’d just go through the West Coast. Or the East Coast. Or Florida. Or the Gulf of Mexico. Or Canada. Kind of like they already do.

You’re cute that you think there’s a heart to be blackened.