I have a silver Tiffany key ring (a small ring for the keys, and one link to a oval-shaped bit with my initials) that was received as a gift in 1983. I still carry it every day, and when I met my husband-to-be in 1992 I got him one with his initials on it. Best $43.00 I ever spent.

You know, they were just going to call it “Rush” and until they found out that name already taken by another fragrance.

Um, seriously? Who’s Scott Disick?

That would be The Not-At-All-Real Housewives of <city name>.

Edna.

You ever smelled a sheep? Their stink is bad.

On the plus side the guy will, eventually, totally believe in death.

Not to mention the most evil quasi-government organization on earth, Princess Cruise Lines.

Was this a charter, with only Conspira Sea adherents on board? Or was it an affinity group, with a dozens or hundreds of Conspira Sea people on board with the rest of the passengers? Because if it’s the latter, I feel really sorry for the civilians who had to bear with the crazies all week.

110,000,000 people in the U.S. watched the Superb Owl on television. The U.S. has a population of approximately 320,000,000.

“...even within the elastic boundaries of farce.”

A prison cell, a bedroom, and a cruiseliner aren’t really equivalent situations. On Queen Mary 2, for example, you could theoretically maintain your 41 square foot territory anywhere you want within the 90,000 square foot interior. I don’t know the specific square footage of all passenger space, but the gym alone…

One item would be that the crew has far less space than passengers; they have a mess hall (sometimes combined with the crew bar), a small gym and, if they’re lucky access to a pool. Overall the crew has only a small percentage of space available compared to the passengers.

Soon, I hope. But it’s still maybe. Genting Hong Kong, parent company of Crystal Cruises, has taken an option and will be doing a feasibility study for the next several months re: whether it’s economically feasible to return the United States back to service.

You make your demands. They’re accepted. You make more demands.

Morisette’s performance as God is the only convincing portrayal of a deity in film history. And she does a great headstand.

What? Did anyone think that by leaving the BBC and joining Amazon he was going to start saying smart things?

Oh... my.

Eight show a week, and Dolly is on stage most of the time. It’s not Brunnhilde in the Ring Cycle (or is it?) and Midler seems to be in great shape, so I’m hoping for the best.

I’ll disagree with you about the movie. Streisand is great but miscast (a widow of a certain age? Well, no.) and the rest of the film is remains flaccid no matter the desperate attempts to pump it up.