Editor status at any Gawker, inc subsidiary now comes with a $422,909 “contribution” required. And a job length expectation of 1.5 months.

It’s a blog. What don’t you old timers understand about opinion pieces?

Nothing incorrect was said.

Hitler’s science sent men to the Moon.

If that load falls off they’ll have hell toupée.

“I know nothing about cars ex­cept what I personally like...”

I received a Tiffany key chain as a gift from my best friend in 1987 and lost it at the beach in 93. :( It was an 18th birthday gift. My then future husband gallantly went back and searched for it, which is how I knew he was a keeper. My son has an engraved rattle that he was given by his aunt and uncle, which they…

1. Do you think these people work 24/7?

Do we have to pick just one?

Why is it that the interior of every private plane, no matter how expensive, ends up looking like a 1985 Starcraft van conversion?

3/5th alive

Alright, I’ll take the hate. Mad Max Fury Road is not that great of a movie. It’s smart for a blockbuster ‘splosion-fest, but it’s not actually all that smart. It HAS an ecological gimmick, but it doesn’t say anything about it. It HAS a sexist main hero and strong women, but it doesn’t really say anything about…

I’m 100% sure she did not get the joke.

How painful that you couldn’t be there at the end. But your writing is wonderful. Give yourself some downtime; it takes the pain a long time to lose its sharp edge, but it really never goes away.

G.D. I want a 3-wheeler.

We all develop a lifelong fetish for discomfort after being weaned on a diet of British food, punctuated by vigorous spanking.

No but I’d love some dip.

Serious post:

‘40s Mopars had many qualities, but beauty isn’t necessarily one of them, IMHO.

The condescending tone of this post lends itself less to a journalist stating an opinion and more toward an entitled snowflake expecting everyone else to change viewpoints just so he doesn’t have to be troubled with ignoring the argument. Especially since the only real enforcement of the term comes from the media, you…