That doesn't look anything like a porsche.

Pffffft, I'm not paying 24 million to read a clock backwards.

Because...they're made of wood?

ha, those wacky anti-gibsonists

Well, when a mama bar code and a daddy bar code love each other very much...

Of course I just bought a 750 and set it all up.

Holy Hell! 5 stands for iPhone 5!!! Time to sell my current iPhone. Should be sold before next Tuesday therefore making the WWDC announcement all the more exciting. What could go wrong? Hey reality, brb.

Compliance

I'm pretty sure if I went through my old Lego sets, I could piece this together and save God knows how much these thieves are charging.

I just wanna know where the real 4G at.

Well, I know how I'm ending it all during the Zombie Apocalypse.

"Boy I sure love cooking and cleaning. I live for house work."

Apple be 96ing at wwdc. Wait....what?

Zero stones, ZERO CRATES!!!!

These aren't the pancakes you're looking for. He can go about his business.

I don't understand why I don't have the money for a 3DS that's over priced. Help me Nintendo. :(.

The internet is so 2003. Amirite?

They see me mowin', they hatin' .

I was starting to wonder why shit was gettin done around here.

If you're getting 3K back as a refund, maybe you should revisit your deductions. Just sayin.