Carbon Monoxide poisoning.

Now I want pizza. Thanks Alan.

Take your star and go

Rumor has it the cheerleaders were also part of a pyramid scheme.

For those who can’t view the video at work (or wherever)...

Heard it in the correct voice.

“Well, it’s in Hazzard, it’s in a hurry and it ain’t a Duke. So whoever that fella is, he’s probably up to no good. “

100 = perfect score

At least he's wearing a lovely gold shirt.

"But for the 17 years, he has stood just outside the political arena, DYING to jump in and start throwing punches at everyone."

"Overall, not believing in God seems to make people and their offspring more tolerant. Less racist. Less sexist. Enviro-friendly."

Don't forget that they sprinkled some crack on it before they left.