Why buy the cow?

I got 6/10.

Depends on the state.

This is all a scam to get us to pay these dipshits 10 dollars/acct PER company to freeze and unfreeze my credit when I need it. I’m beyond pissed.

safe word. SAFE WORD!!!! BLBRRRBLBBRRRRBLRRBBBB

PLAY IT WHERE IT LIES!

Doesn’t look very friendly enough to carry it outside and go, “pewPEW! pewPEW!”.

They should make him vacuum so I can justify to my wife in buying it.

Update 12:30pm: Bing has Photoshopped the penis out.

Fans? don’t you mean frightened children?

Finally, a relevant voice on the topic.

of all the souls I have encountered in my travels, his was the most... human. ...

I’m hoping to see more Fur cloaks. Sucks we only get like 2 days of winter in Texas.

But they do whine

I don’t know really

I don’t think they’re bad. A bunch of whiners maybe, but not bad.