Bet this guy gets laid all the time.

More powerful than a 360 and PS3? Sweet! Now this console can be drastically behind Sony and Microsoft's new machines.

Sorry I killed your Father's Day?

Accessibility laws are why we can't have nice things.

"The sea was angry that day my friends..."

Definitely a cop favorite.

Sure baby. Next Meltdown.

I was wondering how they got that thing to the take off platform.

lol at telling california to relax

Texas A&M: Bonfire jokes? Really?

Would have cost a chunk of change to make that tolerable.

Steadiest. Camera. Ever.

I want this on bluray.

Those jerks. I'm never watching Heroes again. Oh wait...

WWEEEEEEeeeeeeeeeeeeee....eeeed

This is why we're fat.

Awesome, 7.33 million opportunities to buy one cheap when the iPad 2 comes out.

-"It is his love...it is his passion...it is his..."

This is the most powerful tablet in the world. You hear me? Bang. *kiss. The world.

Good, they finally caught her.