If you think that rightfully calling Donald Trump a white supremacist or calling out white supremacy is on par with some asshat dropping n-bombs on Twitter, then you’re a goddamn idiot who is too stupid to be allowed to play with the shiny electronic device.

Oh, you wanna follow me now? Cool. Remember it’s @misterpiggins on Twitter!

Jeff Sessions’ magic elf power is making civil rights violations disappear.

The opinions people post on their personal pages don’t belong to their employers. Perhaps if you were more familiar with how shit like that works you might have avoided making such an obvious blunder. Neither ESPN nor L’Oreal own Facebook or Twitter and as such, posting on either of these media is not using ESPN or…

I hate to break it to you but this Nation has been devolving for a few decades now, not just since January.

Sorry but making middle aged white people feel better about their failings in life is no longer part of my job description. To all those on the right that have an issue with anyone calling that fat fuck what he is, feel free to kiss my black ass. He rose to his current position by dog whistling about the heritage of…

Came here to second this nit-picking and add some bone-picking: what is a werewoman? A werewolf is a person who sometimes turns into a wolf. So a werewoman is a person who sometimes turns into a... nother person? If a dude is a werewoman does he turn into a woman during the full moon? And if a woman is a…

*Sigh* I’m sorry in advance, but I can’t help it...

If you had asked me that when I was a new mother, I would have told “mommy porn” would be me watching someone else (anyone- I have no standards) clean my house, do laundry and change diapers while I rest for just one fucking minute.

What completely baffles my mind with these people is the ‘blue lives matters’ flag is literally a desecrated American flag. So Colin Kaerpnick is disrespecting the flag by taking a knee for his cause, but you’re not disrespecting it by drawing on it with magic markers for yours?

Here’s the difference between the extremist Left and the extremist Right: the extremist Right gets you mobs carrying torches & chanting “Jews will not replace us!”, strange fruit hanging from trees, and authoritarians murdering innocent people in the street & facing no consequences for it.

Ah, this makes so much sense. All those black guys who died first in every action or horror movie weren’t pushovers, they were just playing on Legendary.

In my best “Jezebelian” voice:

Also, America hates women.

Hillary did explain, over and over and in great detail, what her policies were and how she planned to implement them. You have no idea what they were partly because of the way the media treated Trump like some outrageously crazy uncle, and her like a corrupt criminal.

Good. Fuck ‘em. Who needs more asinine stroking of the white supremacist, murderous, rampantly corrupt blue gang? Let’s start cancelling every stupid “Law Enforcement Day” everywhere, to protect their poor little feelings.

Anyone seen Joy Reid’s interview on the Daily Show? She nailed it when she said that the Democrats need to quit lamenting the loss of the “White working class” that they used to represent 40+ years ago and get the fuck over it, those people are Republicans now. It’s time to move on to defining their values and being…

Democrats need stop being scared in general. Stop saying you’re ‘going to save or fix Obamacare,’ and demand single payer healthcare for everyone. Stop saying ‘it’s up to the states,’ and make marijuana legal nationwide. Stop saying ‘there are a few bad apples,’ and start saying the entire justice system needs an…

It’s why serial killers and mass shooters always get the “well he SEEMED like a nice guy!”

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