Insanity defense: Her hunger for crab legs made Chequita bananas.

I don’t get it. THIS IS NOT HOW IT WORKS. You choose to get rid of things that don’t bring you joy. If you are getting rid of things just to appease your girlfriend or are going along with the whole process because ‘UGH, LADIES AMIRITE BRO?’

I think the easiest way handle this situation is that if they suggest meeting up, you turn it right around and ask for their information instead.

Please. Never, ever reuse the phrase “nasty sailor sauce”.

Beautifully written.

I see Jason Momoa couldn’t be bothered to wash his hair...

The purity olympics in America need too fucking stop. I am a left leaning, liberal woman of color. This shit needs to stop. This is why people end up becoming the Trump supporters we see in ever-growing millions these days. Nothing is enough. They all apologized. Fred Armisen was playing Barack Obama, not making fun…

Nice enough guy, just has a tendency to comb over when not invited.

This was an awesome game-

Psst. Hey, everyone. It’s okay to like Rent. I know, I know, a lot of folks crap on nowadays. But, maybe like me, you grew up in the 90's and lived in the margins with the wierdos and outcasts. Or, maybe you were LGBTQ than and having something so mainstream celebrating your identity back than was thrilling. Maybe you…

I agree.

A lot of my coworkers have beards, and to a man they are literally always stroking them. Their hands are never not in their beards. It already weirds me out.

I’m a girl, so all my life I have been told that my clothing sends messages to other people. If I wear a skirt that is a little too short or a shirt that shows a little too much cleavage, I am apparently communicating that I consent to being groped or worse.

The kid’s already flopping with no contact.

R Kelly is a guy

The grift that keeps on giving.

My cat knows the difference between “there” and “they’re”.

How on earth did a dog learn how to type?!

Well maybe if you walked across his swimming pool he would have let you go free.