I would pay cash money to see that. No lie.

That’s probably the only way he can continue to make so many movies with functionally identical plots for so long.

Woody pulled that move right out of the Michael Jackson pedo-playbook. Or actually the other way around, chronologically speaking.

Or, on the campus I work at, stop in the middle of a crosswalk to check e-mail as cars are bearing down on them.

Hey, did you hear Karamo is going to be on Dancing With The Stars?  Yipeee!

I’m lucky enough to have a small-ish dual zone wine fridge. The red zone I keep at 55 degrees F and the white at 40. The way I figure it, by the time I take the red out, open it and pour it, it will have reached close to the perfect temperature. When I’m serving white, I tend to chill the glasses first to counteract…

Is this your masterpiece or borrowed?  Whoever is responsible, bravo

Yeah but, I’m already single, so StraightKaramo should by rights be mine!

That’s how a cop should act IMO, because when she was in the car, he couldn’t necessarily know whether she was armed or not.  Once he saw she wasn’t he went with less force.  Too bad more cops don’t take this route.

Seriously. I just could not.

I definitely am not slut shaming Hannah, but does anyone else find it odd or inconsistent that she talks such a big Christian game about sex being special, admits to banging Peter four times in a windmill and then kicks him to the curb? That kind of shocked me. I was sure it was an indicator that he’d at least make…

Me three.

Yup. That’s just what I was thinking. Though my gay-dar is admittedly poor, given that my first two boyfriends (I’m a straigh cis-woman) turned out to be gay.

Cold? Nah, I think steaming hot would be deserbed.

I know how, having worked in just about every fast food restaurant there was during my college years. The secret is very deliberate sequencing of items to minimize the potential for moisture seepage. I’m guessing this sandwich was assembled from the bottom up—bottom bun, mayo, Cheetos., chicken pieces, then sauce.…

If you haven’t done it yet, try cheddar with a nice spicy Major Grey’s chutney.

Baller Cat is clearly pissed off. I guess s/he doesn’t like wearing plaid.

OK, now that I’ve see a picture up close, I can categorically state that Alex Morgan is not pantomiming sipping tea.  She’s smoking a joint.

Yes. Just like Barack Obama. I wasn’t even considering him before last night. Now I may just give him a look.

Has anyone ruled out that Prince Phillip was driving the motorcycle? Because that dude is a known menace when he gets behind the wheel.