Not in response to your comment but your screenname: Jessica Walter absolutely needs to be included in this.

I don’t love retelling this story, but I’ll share it here in case it might help anyone who shares Kelly’s beliefs understand why women don’t come forward immediately.

Any U of M student complaining about someone walking in front of them/cutting them off is ironic; they can’t help themselves but to walk in front of moving cars without looking and expect 1+ tons of moving metal to stop on a dime for them.

My soul is almost always empty with a few leftovers, yet too many sauces? :)

Fine print: ‘ToGo’ includes leaving after eating. You have to live there or pay to leave

And so. The day came. The alguacil asked the boy what did he wish for a last meal. The boy asked for a bowl of pasta from Olive Garden. The alguacil considered this and finally agreed saying there was indeed an Olive Garden in the next town.

Twenty minutes? I’ll wait for the InstaPot Vag thank you very much.

God, being a cop SUCKS.

oh lord.

Maybe......she should go back to where she came from?

I was thinking BF (“He has also apologized to the LGBTQ+ community”)

So...Is coming out next?

“There was a senator, I think it was after my pancreatic cancer, who announced, with great glee, that I was going to be dead within six months. That senator, whose name I have forgotten, is now dead himself, and I am very much alive.”

Did Beyonce make her wealth by avoiding taxes, paying her employees poverty wages, exploiting loopholes in the tax laws, hiring undocumented workers, fighting union organizing, and encouraging her employees to apply for government benefits instead of paying for it herself?

It’s just Annie Hall--but with a happy ending. If they’d split at the end, it’d just be... Annie Hall.

Crunchy Cheetos or GTFO

Well yeah, he’s not a rat

Snitches get scritches.

She’s got... lifeless eyes, black eyes, like a doll’s eyes. When she comes at ya, doesn’t seem to be livin’... until she bites ya. And those black eyes roll over white, and then... oh, then you hear that terrible high-pitch screamin’, the ocean turns red, and spite of all the poundin’ and the hollerin’, she comes in…