Also from her speech;

JLD is a goddess. Period.

I’m not in the Ayatollah branch?

What’s bizarre to me is that Tony is absolutely the weakest link in that whole movie. One of the few things Spielberg’s remake could potentially improve was Tony. But then he went with Ansel Elgort, so

The other option is to not move for the rest of my life or until she gets bored.

I, um... No, I’m not a troll. Or a stalker. I’m just abnormally wordy and sincere, I suppose? FWIW, I had to go back through my discussion history one comment at a time because I had no idea when I’d previously replied to you at all, let alone with, erm, “obvious shit.”

“Ronan Farrow has a new article” is this generation’s “Omar comin’.” 

Who the hell pulls out their penis at a 9am meeting? How gauche!

McEnroe was kicked out of tournaments and fined tens of thousands during his career. As was Ille Nastase, Jimmy Connors and Andre Agassi. And they were all, at one point or another, labeled as asshole hotheads. Now, I do think that Serena Williams is kickass and I love to watch her game. But tennis is one of those…

Who could forget?  I remain a girther to this very day.

On a side note...she’ll be taking the seat that once belonged to Tip O’Neill and John F. Kennedy.

Waiting for Guffman.

“Always arrive early and stay late without being asked.”

I’m looking forward to his turn on Dancing With the Stars, where he will unironically perform to “Springtime for Hitler.”

Ewe made a good joke. 

You can’t bleat that.

No no no. This is a goat on a lamb:

Yes, this is a patently horrible thing to say. Yes it is probably both misogynistic and misandrist AT THE SAME TIME. And yet, I will boldly go forth with my hot take. Look at this man. If a man takes four times as long to get ready as you do... he’s going to be a complete and utter ass. 100% of the time. No exceptions.

Oh Jer, how did I not know this existed? Must acquire post haste.

Am I the only person who struggles with cultural appropriation uproar? I thought different cultures mixing and borrowing from each other was the point of living in a diverse society. Is it reasonable to assume that people of different cultures living together would wall off the ability of their culture being used by…