Favorite sign from the protests:

Could a Suburban be a truck?

Auto Mechanic: I see the problem

My wife wanted to get one of those Laundry signs, I threatened to get a sign that said Shit for the bathroom.

Whatever. That's my best outfit. 

Now all the kids in the family will need to form a mediocre singing group, appear on a tv talent show and WIN the prize so that they can pay for the expensive engraving!

You have to be white.

I guess that news leaked.

Those jawlines, lips, and noses. They were so vain they were dating themselves. My last Ex is engaged to a girl who could be his sister, they look so much alike.

And her running mate...

Lordy, no. Anyone who has time to whip out a batch of that during a dinner rush is someone who won’t have his job for long.

I won’t return until daryl washes his hair

Just this morning I was listening to a podcaster talk about how comfort is a tool of oppression. That straight/white/cis/dudes - people who are not generally part of marginalized groups - tend not to experience much discomfort in their daily lives, at least not in any systematized way. If they encounter conversations…

“Before you judge a man, walk a mile in his shoes.