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Avengers who’ve been so obnoxious and condescending to the other Avengers:
Tony Stark. Nearly every word uttered to Steve Rogers ever, and condescending nicknames like Legolas / Point Break / Rachet & Crank
Thor
James Rhodes
Nick Fury. Duh obnoxious & condescending is his leadership style
Steve Rogers / Clint Barton /…

So .. are all those magical Panther plants / Heart-Shaped Herbs gone? Did the advanced society that could nearly replicate Vision’s Infinity Stone-infused brain not take the time to get DNA samples for Panther plant cloning?

And if they did preserve the HSH’s, who the hell served as Black Panther during those 5 years…

Those aren’t Coulson Quips. They’re Coulson Flirts.

Torch has literally been passed folks. By Johnny Blaze himself.

... so is he going to have to fight his serial killer uncle again? Just without AoS this time?

I’d take either, but would prefer Coulson. The sexual chemistry Clark Gregg shares w/ Gabriel Luna was palpable, even more so than Chloe Bennett / Luna’s.

Plus Coulson’s literally got skin in this game.

The Rat was a choice by Markus, McFeely & the Russos. Obvs checked off by Feige / Marvel / Disney. All people of clear intelligence who could have chosen to created ANY explanation turned on our heroes doing something to save the day, at least with regards to getting Scott out of the quantum realm. So I’d say it was…

Tony Stark got lucky being imprisoned w/ a friggin Medical Doctor who had enough electromechanical engineering knowledge to install a magnet that kept shrapnel from destroying his heart. In a cave occupied by a desert militia / terrorist cell.

Steve Rogers got lucky even personally meeting Dr Ersking before getting his…

So what’s wrong with a little LUCK (to borrow your all-caps) now and then?

The Avengers got fucking lucky. And they took advantage of that luck to defeat Thanos. Hell, even major engagements of nearly every war in recorded history note a moment of luck that was either exploited to victory or ignored to defeat.

Old Man Steve Rogers, still infused w/ Supersoldier Serum, probably survived Peggy Carter’s dementia-laden passing, dutifully attending her bedside. Once Peggy passed, he’d have pulled that now-old timey thingamabob out and come back to “5 seconds.”

Except he’s just sitting there on a park bench, where presumably…

Yeah, but Take Your Kid To Work Day features pretty sweet karaoke.

Whoah, if a Cap himself Knew It back in AoU, but played it off, then Steve Rogers is the best, most selfless human being Ever.

Or let Keaton burnnnnn at Coney Island.
(also you point is proven b/c Peter was never a prom date of Ebony Maw’s daughter)

“So, uh, why do you wear that fishbowl?”

“To recirculate bong smoke until I’ve consumed all the THC. It helps me devise my totally-not-supervillain plans. Like one day I’m gonna trick Logan into murdering all his buddies at Xav- what? Oh, sorry, can’t mention that Property until the Acquisition’s final.”

“Who were you…

Yeah even in Infinity War, Peter really only fights Cull Obsidian to give Tony breathing room, and Thanos just as part of the de-gloving attempt. The rest of the movie he’s trying to save Dr Strange / the Guardians as they’re flung around Titan.

I love it when the subway commuters realize Peter’s just a kid and stand up for him.

“no killing rule” - I love that in infinity war, Peter basically brainstormed a murder for Tony, most likely without really thinking through all the ramifications.

Depends on bladder volume & sensitivity to said bladder volume. Alternative choice:

Very much so.