“Yes, Thanos of Titan, I - Steve Rogers of Earth aka Captain America of the Avengers - will fellate your massive purple glans - to what I assume will be a thick, splashy orgasm -in exchange for reversing The Snap, bringing back half the sentient life in The Universe. It’s a small price to pay.

But please, do not ask me…

I watched these movies over and over as a kid. I loved them. And I look forward to massive destruction that these new films bring.

Let’s just face it: Kaiju FightWorld is not our Planet Earth, not our plane of reality. SF’s Financial District, Las Vegas Strip & Honolulu got leveled during the 2014 Godzilla film. As…

OMFG no wonder they killed Hela. Could you imagine an MCU baddie Eye-Off between Eva Green & Cate Blanchett? Actual real-life moviegoers would evaporate into dust even before Thanos got to Snap.

It would be great to have a super team that could pummel the living shit out of the Avengers. The Black Order got Darth Maul’d. Every one of them.

OMFG and Bill’s species would be bluegrass music loving, southern drawl horse-faced country bumpkins. In Taika Waititi’s hands, soooooo good!

I believe Tormund’s also the first to stand for Brienne’s knighting (I don’t count Tyrion, who would serve as Witness / Hand of the Queen to make the act Official).

And Tormund’s big lug dumb country boy clapping once Brienne’s knighted, enthusiastic & wildly gesticulating in comparison to the civilized Westeros men…

Yeah I totally feel that. But id’d still have liked to watch Hulk scrap w/ other Black Order heavies. Maybe Cap’s been giving Banner hand-to-hand lessons since The Snap ... ?

Related: I’m not really psyched that MCU hasn’t firmly established that the Madder Hulk gets, the Stronger Hulk gets. Like his strength has never…

I prefer that interpretation, esp after Ragnarok. A lot of They interpretation out of semi-green Hulk face repeating “no” upon Banner’s increasingly urgent requests, so hopefully Feige had writers elaborate some in Endgame.

If they keep casting tall dudes, Logan will never get to embrace that Little Man Syndrome that lead to so many great bar brawls.

The 2025 Wolverine reboot will star Gheorghe Mureșan.

That would have made me madder than Coward Hulk sitting out the final 147 minutes of Infinity War.

78-year old Live Grenade confused with Training Grenade finally detonates.

I vote for dimension hopping w/ Calvin Ellis.

fyi just throw in some Earth-23 cross-dimensional shenanigans to Suicide Squad 2, and you’ve got your Actual Black Superman.

I really felt Taika Waititi was like “Who’s got 2 thumbs & loves Peter Paul Reubens? This fuckin’ guy.”

I certainly remember that MCU wanted to build its house on the shoulders of The Avengers and thinking “ugh, this is what you get when Sony & Fox already has the good characters.” Very happy to say I Was Wrong.

It’s also a fight in which The World’s Greatest Detective didn’t want to listen to a 30 second conversation w/ his supposed Enemy about Lex’s plans that would have nullified the entire need to fight.

T’Challa’s MCU introduction was pitch-perfect, solidified w/ his Zemo scene. While Tony & Steve are fighting over murderous revenge, T’Challa - a man who sought the same since Act 1, for the murder of a parent no less than Tony - understood it’s futility in the face of Justice. And in his growth T’Challa takes Bucky…

You could argue Archer continues to explore deconstrutcive pulp adventure shenanigans, and showrunners decided that only so many of these adventures could happen before the Archer characters would end up in Prison in the US or abroad, and decided to use their penchant for nitpicking tv tropes to go w/ an extended Coma…