Indeed, truly atrocious. But still cast, filmed & distributed.

Eh, I do like To Tame a Land, but I also wrote individual songs for most of the major characters & side characters as well. Musicals usually have more than just one song.

Ah, my friends and I once planned Dune: the Musical, adapting / ripping off / covering 70's & 80's tracks for specific Herbert characters.

My Duncan Idaho attempt to cover all 6 books, set to T-Rex’ Cosmic Dancer:

Robert E Howard wrote that Conan the Cimmerian moved & fought like a panther.

Also not stoked if the movie ends w/ a bunch of white teenagers beating / murdering a black woman, even if in revenge for Ma’s shenanigans.

The Austrian mathematician & physicist Christian Andreas Doppler.

Its the one where Liam Neeson fights the urge not to lump people of color together.

Not helpful that caped Mysterio’s flying around a gigantic enemy, blasting away at it.

“We’d like to replace all the Batman ‘66 onomatopoeia freeze frames with severed heads, but keep all the Romero / Kitt / Meredith schlock.”

“So I just make the check out to Warner Brothers ... ?”

Also pretty sure that if The Snap™ were permanent, this movie would just be the surviving half of NYC being sad as fuck.

Eh, considering the trolls littering the interwebs nowadays, sarcasm is difficult to recognize. 

I’m so old I remember when majority of people actually able to publish their comic books nationally were white guys telling stories about powerful white guys (and the occasional powerful white women), and when the Comics Code was afraid of even male nipples. 

OMFG, totally forgot that. 

Just imagine FX network-level X-Men tv shenanigans, and Lauren on the hammock, in the shade, sighing with exasperation as shit explodes around her.

My problem with Aloha State was that Cheri proved to be a gaslighting jerk.

And that as much as I wanted to hate Taishi, and I really wanted to hate the guy, I just couldn’t. Congrats to Chikako & Taishi on finding that Love Worth Dying For™. 

Instead of Switch, I was hoping Lauren would play a version of Psylocke who prefers baggy shorts & leggins > blue bikini’s, and doesn’t give a single fuck about reading other people’s lame-ass thoughts.

Depraved Millennialionaires.

Fancasting MCU’s Wizard of Oz:

Spider-Man: Dorothy
Thanos: Toto
Nick Fury: Glinda the Good Witch
Hela: Elmira Gulch / Wicked Witch of the West
Hulk: Wicked Witch of the East’s Legs
Captain America: Tin Man
Vision: Scarecrow
Thor: Cowardly Lion
Tony Stark: Emerald City Gate Munchkin
Okoye: Auntie Em
M’Baku: Uncle Henry
Ulysses…

Well I guess we get to look forward to Professor Trevor Buttenholm quipping cocksuckah w/ an Asian cast member, then. Thanks for the tone reminder.