I lost count of the Gimmicks by the time a roving band of insane asylum escapees were holding survivors’ eyelids open to make them suicide. 

Especially since this Hellboy sounds exactly like Perlman.

And for claims that the film’s going back to Mignola’s comic roots, McShane looks nothing like Bruttenholm at any point in his fictional life. Unlike Sir John Hurt.

Cathartic to see President Garrison in handcuffs, if even for a throwaway shot.

Appropriate.

Late to the threads - anybody else think it’s bonkers that the cereal box featured serial killer trivia, but the jokes hit so fast you forgot about it for the rest of the episode?

As a cyclist, I truly appreciate the edit / update. It saved me from wondering why my clothes would turn into sweat-activated total-body slime halfway up a cold winter climb.

Goddamit, Zoom. Making everything better by constantly ruining everything.

Also Constantine’s a full-time BullShitter. It’d be easy hand-waving to say he spell-hypnotized Charlie into believing the power was gone, when in reality John just didn’t have a shapechanger-lobotomizing spell in his arsenal.

Also absolute dipshits at the beginning of their arcs: these two.

Sara Lance: (watches viral cell phone video of Batwoman) Ava, let’s set the boundaries of this open relationship. There are none.

Ava Sharpe: Open relationship ?!?!?

Waverider Crew: tries really hard to be invisible. Except Constantine, who’s peeking at said footage over Sara’s shoulder, eyebrows arched, side-eying Sara…

Digging the action, hopeful that Mera’s more than just another flame-haired parkour enthusiast.

Jango vs. Sarlaac

Proyas acknowledged that he was a huge Akira fan too, which totally makes sense for this climax - and is a clearly-filtered influence on the Neo vs. 1,000 Agent Smiths Matrix series finale.

Captain America rounds a corner: “Logan?!?”

Wolverine, hacking at Thanos’dogs: “Choirboy?!? How are you ... ?”

Johnny Storm: “Why’s that guy got my face?!?”

Adonis Creed: “God dammit.”

Do the Kree share any genetics w/ their Inhuman genetic manipulations, even across the eons? 

Wasn’t there, like a MASSIVE WILDFIRE, flames within visible range of Castle Rock, 4 episodes ago?

Who buys property while shit like that’s going down?

And who opens a fucking Bed & Breakfast, Murder-Themed or no, while the woods around them are literally going up in flames?

Awwww, now I wish Captain Marvel was played by Mary Elizabeth Winstead.

Maybe future cast as Spider Woman or She-Hulk ... ?

Shoutout to Maria Bava’s Black Sunday w that spiked mask hammered into place. 

Fight like Shaw Brothers kung fu, dress like Vampire Hunter D characters. Pretty much perfection.