Mmmmm, Arby’s.

It’s like Republicans WANT us to go full French Revolution on them or something.

I’m willing to bet that she weighs the same as a duck

Somewhere in alabama roy moore both messed his pants AND declared this video some sort of commie, illegal immigrant witchcraft.

“Haha look at this, kids. Barbie Jeep racing. ... Unghhh racist banner, penis costume...”

But of course there’s a guy in a dick-and-balls costume within the first 30 seconds. And only twenty feet from pedobear...

Flip the light switch......

And Roy Moore condemned that wholeheartedly telling them, if they ain’t fourteen he ain’t watchin!

this is canon now

Moore* like.

Can you imagine it?

I say we introduce the Put Up or Shut up Act of 2018.

Started reading quickly, without looking at the author. Got to “Stone Cold Steve Carbohyrdate,” laughed my ass off, then scrolled back up. Yup. Mr. Harriot. You never disappoint.

I feel sorry for the walrus colony he’ll be rejoining.

Also, Middle Easterners usually know how to season their food.

ditto.

A lot of black women who wear their hair braided with synthetic hair will dip it into hot water to help hold styles (eg you braid the braids, then dip it into hot water and it will come out wavy) since you can’t use direct heat on synthetic hair.