Unless it’s this, which would be the greatest thing ever:
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My son would have to pray that the cops get him first.
I have a 12 year boy who sleeps with a teddy bear. I know 2 years is a long time, but jesus. And stupid on top of it— even if you have an urge to do something like this, isn’t there some awareness that you could go to jail for 20 years?
Just gutted in a way I haven’t been in ages.
I don’t take a lunch break because my asshole company wants me to stop the clock while I’m lunching, so a “9 to 5" is really either an “8 to 5" or “9 to 6.” I have a family and other parts of my life that I like a lot, lot more than my job, and I have a commute through some of the worst traffic in the country. I grew…
Manatees have scarred me for life.
I’m a native Floridian (Tampa), and when I was much younger, one of our field trips had us at a marine reserve where we had the honor to swim with the manatees (under close watch, of course). Now, being a black man, I was ingrained with the knowledge that black people don’t fuck with…
Having people of color in a show can really ruin the experience though. Personally, I get frightened when they come on screen and have to cross the street. But then im not even in my house anymore and so I miss important exposition and stuff.
The woman is fucking delusional. She reminds me of every corporate hack I’ve ever dealt with who will sit there and blame everybody else around them but themselves, tell you that black is white and white is black. Fuck her. The only thing I’m looking more forward to than the defeat of every GOP candidate is another…
When I was a kid in Russia, I really and truly thought people in England spoke English and people in America spoke American. But I was 6, so I think I get a pass.
Of course, even IF she had shot the shooter before he got her, she would then have been arrested and jailed for harming a poor innocent man who meant no harm bitches are crazy am I right???
I...fully support a kid not getting an iPhone till after they’re 15
What a pretty boy! What’s his name?
As a food scientist, I can tell you that sex is extremely important in food preparation. It’s not a matter of gender; it’s entirely biological. A few science facts:
Between that and the bit about menstral cycles, I need to ask: um, guys, is there a part of making sushi where you shove it in your vagina? Because if so, I’ve been doing this all wrong.
Thank you. So few people notice that all three have distinct fighting styles.
I was part of the free lunch program for the entire time I was enrolled in school. I now work within a community that struggles with hunger and have a desk full of snacks and everyday I go through the library and distribute them. I make a point of interacting with every kid, so its become a way for me to know the kids…
He looks like he smells like cigarettes and old spice.
Trump is like a sentient Onion article that doesn’t realize it was born in satire.
