I hate the trend of having a fit over the trends of the moment and acting like your special because of it. There’s a sort of irony in this “I’m so above this, I don’t just do what everyone else does” that so fricking many people do. The trite culture of complaining about trite culture. If you don’t like it don’t do…

THANK YOU. I had no idea how proper bathroom procedures went about in those times. I’ll never look at gravy boats the same way.

Same. The restaurant industry really is its own beast, isn’t it?

If only there were a blog for all those stories. If they had a blog like that and cancelled it... man, that’d be dumb.

My parents used to do the FB comments about my exercise habits because, and I quote, “you’re skinny like a white girl.” When I was developing early I was chubby. Now that I’m a full-blown woman who exercises hard, lifts and takes care of her health, I’m “white.” Like, my parents are cool on a great many things, but…

Thanks, Obama!

I would have thought Colonel Sanders would be a breast man.

They were participating in a promotion that involved taking selfies put on by the stadium. It had just been announced right before this clip.

For years, I used to wear a “Belushi Samurai” doo; but it’s true. I developed a serious receding hairline.

Mickey Rourke was truly a ground-breaker

I find them terrible pretentious.

If enough of us like this comment, it comes true. It comes true, people.

Perfect. $1,300 to read comics. Sounds like a good investment.

Personally I am offended by laws preventing me from kicking Mike Huckabee in the balls. It just goes against everything I stand for. Basically I stand for kicking Mike Huckabee in the balls. Good to know he supports me.

I heard that about Barack Obama in 2007.

Yeah, I mean, has our historically matriarchal society EVER taken men’s feelings into account? It’s not like they hold almost all political positions or make more money or are over-represented in the media. Jeez.

If you tried to cosplay and look LESS busty, you’re a true role model.

I am also a father of two young girls. I’m open-minded and fairly liberal, but if anyone hurt my children, I’d be willing to spend the rest of my life in prison as recompense for my vengeance.

Forget the ridiculous third reason for a moment. Why do there seem to be so many otherwise intelligent people who don’t seem to understand that the vast majority of the time it’s not appropriate to act on your sexual impulses? Literally everyday of the week I work with and walk by women that I am attracted to,…

Oh he’s definitely a subscriber: