brb never sleeping ever again

There’s no medical reason to do that. I’m a medical student and learned how to do a pelvic exam this year. Here’s how you do that ethically:

The hood is completely impossible. It wouldn’t stay up, and if it did she couldn’t see.

How in the fuckity fuck is it 2015 and some ingenious asshole hasn’t created a fake vagina specifically for this with sensors and doodads that ring a loud noise and say things out loud like “That isn’t the vagina, wrong hole moron.”

thanks for your misogyny

He goes to WizCon in Philly almost every year, and I have heard nothing but good things. He also had a Tumblr devoted to photographing all the things fans have sent/given him, thanking them by name, and has since created a book of fan art called thanks for all the niceness. People sent him disposable cameras and he…

I was the opposite: good kid, never lied about where I was or who I was with (except for a three week period where I liked a guy they didn’t, and even then, I only lied about the who). My mom never, ever believed me and probably still would think I was lying if I said I’d never tried cigarettes, pot, or booze until I…

There is one thing the Joker has never been and that is a street thug. The Joker is a twisted genius with an insanely sick sense of humor. This Joker is crying out for attention like some emo teen, The Joker does not cry out for attention he demands it through his actions and words.

FUCKIN MAGNETS HOW DO THEY WORK

Yeah, and the fuck is wrong with banana peppers? That shit is delicious.

I kinda like banana peppers too...

My main problem are people who think there are three DC airports. Or, to borrow the little play-let from above...

so you know when to scream.

Yup.

I don't really see why the focus has to be on women here; just non-violent offenders in general.

Off topic, but dat GIF tho. I'm enjoying it immensely.

Same-sex, inter-species...

Omfg...