Couldn’t agree more. My mom would have issued a statement “I apologize for the actions of my son. He is dead now so he will not be saying anything like this is the future.”

I read that in a heavy Boston accent. JD Pow-ah.

“An armed assailant entered NRA headquarters today and opened fire. Fortunately no one was hit by these shots. Unfortunately 114 people in the building were killed when everyone pulled out their guns and aimlessly returned fire. The gunman was able to escape in all the confusion and remains at large.”

It’s just like Goldeneye, where all the bad guys drop ammo when they die. 

Kremer was’t done, however. “Chris, when you have you ever known our military just to go shoot people up?” she asked.

Yes, but it comes with a free frogurt!

Obligatory:

I’ve worked with people from Zimbabwe. I probably DO want their uncles here. Seriously, asshole, most of the Africans that come to this country work their everloving asses off, go to church, get educated, and raise great kids. 

Donald Jr.: “So I am be president now?”

(Cup pictured above, prior to damage.)

LOL....The Aliens agree

What’s next, you want a room with no dead hookers? What am I a magician?

It’s a gateway snack. One day you’ve got Mentos, the next you’re carrying Skittles and iced tea, which is the most dangerous weapon of them all.

“People might think you might flip the House and Senate this November, but you guys always find a way to mess it up. You’re somehow gonna lose by 12 points to a guy named Jeff Pedophile Nazi Doctor.”

I’ve been watching/reading horror since I was 6..I know how these things turn out..lol

Prosecute his stupid-ass father, too.

Its in the Bible. Jesus said to hate anyone different from you, because loving them and wanting to live peacefully with them makes you gay.

Very true.

I think these women are saying they did Nazi this coming.