I was the opposite: good kid, never lied about where I was or who I was with (except for a three week period where I liked a guy they didn’t, and even then, I only lied about the who). My mom never, ever believed me and probably still would think I was lying if I said I’d never tried cigarettes, pot, or booze until I…

There is one thing the Joker has never been and that is a street thug. The Joker is a twisted genius with an insanely sick sense of humor. This Joker is crying out for attention like some emo teen, The Joker does not cry out for attention he demands it through his actions and words.

FUCKIN MAGNETS HOW DO THEY WORK

Yeah, and the fuck is wrong with banana peppers? That shit is delicious.

I kinda like banana peppers too...

My main problem are people who think there are three DC airports. Or, to borrow the little play-let from above...

so you know when to scream.

Yup.

I don't really see why the focus has to be on women here; just non-violent offenders in general.

Off topic, but dat GIF tho. I'm enjoying it immensely.

Same-sex, inter-species...

Hopefully this performance will cleanse your palate.

Isn't that part of the sexist default, though? The dude's job is the most important thing in the family, so everyone moves for it. What about his wife's job? What about the kids' friends? It's actually nice to see the high-flying man make the sacrifice for once.

Well, I thought this was a great story and then got to the comments. Of course it's easier for him to step down with millions in the bank. I appreciate his candor about his decision. I especially like this:

Omfg...

At least it wasn't these six ladies: http://on.cc.com/QroAJf

I can't watch the video (at work), but I am assuming this is what I think it is. "Did you know there are parents who aren't there when their kids learn what a grapefruit is?!"

"Well, one is made with artichokes, and one with avocado."