I wouldn't send a dick pic even if it was solicited.
I wouldn't send a dick pic even if it was solicited.
I am fucking AMAZED by the guys that do this. I can't even wrap my head around it, it's like we're a fundamentally different species. My dick and I get along great and we have pretty high opinions of one another (well, I assume the well regard is reciprocated) but it has never once in my entire life occurred to me to…
Has a dick pic ever worked for anyone ever? "You have deplorable table manners, your stance on same sex marriage is alarming, and your relationship with your mother has a distinct Psycho vibe. However, your penis is pleasingly shaped and the crown has a certain joie de vivre. How soon can we marry?"
You should have gone to the bathroom and said "I'll send you something too", then sent him a picture of a bigger dick.
Java, breh