I don’t blame you. My wife and I joke around and tell people they are so Dutch when they are cheap, eat bland food, and are general jerks. Though that reflects more on them than actual Dutch people, since all of them I know haven’t been truly Dutch for 100 years or more. Most of them immigrated, from my understanding,…

Pete came from Holland, MI. I live near it and have family that lives there. They fetishize their Dutchness to an absurd level. They are also ultra conservative religious wackadoodles. If Jesus ran as a Democrat and Satan as a Republican in their district they will always side with the Republican. Then go to Church on…

Good news folks, he apologized... as an aside.

Now I’m not suggesting that every time Matt Lauer appears in public he should be kicked hard in the junk. However, if it were to happen I would happily support the go-fund-me for any litigation.

I agree it’s like burning down the house to kill a roach. However, as my computer would not load windows after 12 hours on the preparing windows screen it was either that or have no desktop.

I had to freshly install windows 4 times before I was able to disable that update. I could download and install the patch, but if I rebooted the computer got locked trying to get windows ready. Only way to get out of it was to reinstall windows.

I always misread his name to be Fart n’ hold. I imagine he is one of those guys who farts in his hand and throws it at people.

Or even worse asking for spicy mustard on a hot dog.

I live near Holland, MI and have family there.It’s an incredibly hypocritical religious town.If Alabama would support a pedophile over a democrat because he’s republican, Holland would support Satan over a democrat because he ran as a republican.

Yes they are all ugly pieces of crap, but it’s easier to keep them than to deal with all that shit from my mother for ditching them.

That’s what I have, it’s hard to tell what that mess of letters are. I may have assumed the worst of our great leader.

What’s amusing is that that phrase originally meant to do something impossible. Only the Republicans have made it sound like something the good people do.

My mother sends the presidential Christmas ornament to my family every year. I was wondering how Cheetolini would mess it up. At first I was surprised as it wasn’t bad, then I looked at the other side of the ornament and he put his initials in big royal fucking font on the back. I have them going back to Bush Jr, the…

I’m behind on my racist terminology, what exactly is a Finn? I’m guessing it’s Hispanic because that would win at bigot bingo, but maybe he hates the Finnish?

I have it on good authority it was Cock Goblin. Make sure to spread it around.

So if one person, other than yourself or your parents, thinks you are nice, but the rest think you are an obnoxious asshole you are in fact nice?

As a man, kicking/punching a man in the balls is one of the worst things you can do. Having said that if some guy grabs you then falcon punch his balls into the stratosphere and feel zero regret and only sweet sweet pride.

This guy is so going into solitary or protective custody in prison, otherwise he is going to get shanked so fucking quick.

I suppose that if the plane lost power and we started to crash and do barrel rolls my hand might flop in someone’s crotch...oh it was just normal turbulence? He’s a creeper.

God Forbid you don’t have that fucking pin on. You will be labeled an American Hating Commie(But not Russian, they are super cool and good now.)