I hope if a strange woman touches his arm his reply is, “Excuse me Madam, while I am undoubtedly the sexiest man you have ever met and my very presence causes your loins to tingle and get moist, I am happily married to my wife and have no interest in having intimate relations. Good Day to you Harlot!”

I wonder if it helps dealing with his rage and yelling if you keep repeating to yourself in your head, “This man is a fucking moron, he eats pizza with a knife and fork, his opinions are garbage.”

Unfortunately the majority of the people who are aware that they are being fucked by a Buick(Republicans) don’t own the guns and are likely to try and work through the system. The people who own all the guns and are willing to kill ‘em all, support them because liberals want to give money to the coloreds.

I imagine more alcohol added, but this was my take as well.

One of our cats got his paw stuck in the leg part of a recliner(he’s totally ok) I went to free him and he tore the living hell out of my foot in panic. A scared cat is a thing to be feared.

Ohh, can’t believe I missed that. Deserves a star!

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It’s funny, because while I’m aware of the Loli thing I have never seen it in an animé.

We have a local station that started Christmas NOVEMBER 1st! FFS. They also have the audacity to have something like a 20 song playlist they play all day long. I’ve gotten in the car, switched to my music only to get where I am going disconnect my phone and hear THE SAME DAMN SONG AGAIN!

We lived outside of Cleveland when I was 7 and my sister was 8. She got to learn the “N” from one of her friends. She asked my parents what it meant, my parents were having none of that. They called the girls parents to complain, and they happily said, “My daughter can say the N-word whenever she wants, we don’t want…

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The do look like Twinks, LOL

I’m smart and lazy enough to realize I’ve hit my peak in my career. My salary is good and supports my families life style. I have 0 desire to bust my hump to get promoted or get more responsibility.

I wonder if the Turkey is soaked in a brine of Moutain Dew before it encrusted.

Even 20+ years ago when I was contemplating whether to go to college or enlist in the military the Marines were the least picky regarding entry. If you weren’t smart enough for the Airforce, Navy, and Army the Marines will gladly take you as long as you can hold a gun and will do whatever your told whenever your told.

Exactly, they ruined a perfectly good set of Theocratic states with ignorant people doing whatever they are told because their religion was performed in an ancient language only the elite theocrats knew. Fucking Muslims with their math and learning, all they did was screw up a perfectly good(for the elites) system.

To be honest though in some ways it has been extremely successful. He has pushed realtively young people into lifetime positions whose only qualification is obeying whatever their GOP masters. His administration will have unfortunately long reaching consequences for in some cases 20-30 years.

I’m saying using the logic he doesn’t even need to meet that level to be qualified according to the moron in Iowa.

Using this logic a law clerk with who never attended law school is qualified to a life time judgeship. So would a police officer, FBI agent, a lawyer’s administrative assistant, and a lawyer’s kid that has gone to work every year on take your kids to work day.

I think that I may be an extreme super taster, because even something like Miller Lite tastes intolerably bitter. I also can taste alcohol in anything, no matter how fruity the drink and how small the amount of alcohol I can tell it’s there.