My physics teacher was having heart problems so they injected him with an isotope to track blood flow(or something like that.) He made sure to pee in a jar and keep it so he could explain radiation and how to measure it...using his own pee.

Golly it’s so easy misunderstand the blacks. See they thought he was talking about a dog lawyer, like Air Bud the dog basketball player. As there is clearly no such thing as a lawyer who is a dog he must have been joking. Oops, you can imagine the egg they have on their face.

My experience with catching balls usually involves getting hit in the face, of which I have an uncanny knack. I’ve blocked passes in football, basketball and soccer by just turning around at inopportune times.

This was my experience. My parents kept pushing me into baseball and swim team, even though I lacked any skill or passion for it. The kids were merciless if you didn’t know how to play or in the case of swim team came in last at every single swim meet. In middle school my gym teacher told everyone we were going to…

I’m guessing he wanted to portray Kaepernick’s large nose, but all he could find was a witches nose. He then thought it was a wickedly subtle portrayal of Kaepernick as a witch/bitch whiner.

Judge, “How else is she gonna get laid! Boning fat chicks is a public duty!

He will be punished by the school and become a legend among his peers.

That is some shitty tattoo work. It’s a mess and your first reaction when seeing it is, “What the fuck am I looking at?” The left wing of the angel under his left nipple took me about 5 minutes to figure out it was another wing and not some shitty bird.

The Navy’s profits have been on decline for sometime. They will be bankrupt soon because of their commitment to fake news.SAD!

Sergin Cuff?

As the US has no official language, American could be anything. You could speak in the Dark Tongue of Mordor and it could still be American.

You liked The Man Show back as a teenager. As you pointed out people can no longer change or become better humans and will forever be judged by their choices made 20+ years ago. It must suck to be an asshole teenager forever, you have my condolences.

You’re right he is a complete asshole that should be ignored at all times for the poor choice he made 20+ years ago. He can no longer have valid points or ever redeem himself. Thank you for exposing him.

Reminds me of Turbo Teen:

How is this a fucking hard journey to take for him? A few basic rules and it should be fine:

You forgot thoughts and prayers, that’s the most important thing everyone needs.

I’m a substitute teacher, in Michigan. During the training they are very clear that you DO NOT discuss your opinions in any way shape or form. Discussing your opinions in front of the kids is a quick way to never sub again. Apparently during last years elections many subs lost their jobs because of expressing their…

My father was stationed outside of Cleveland when my sister was 8. Despite having lived in Flordia and Virginia my sister came home one day and asked what a n-word was, because her friend said they should all die. My parents lost their shit and let loose on her friends parents, who didn’t see anything wrong with their…

I’m guessing this douche canoe’s statement to be something like the following:

Funny, I find that Diet Coke is sweeter than Coke Zero.