Unsurprising judgemental and condescending tone to this article, being on Kotaku. Get over yourselves.

While you’re decidedly wrong about that, I WOULD like to see some badass mecha.

I can get into competitive gaming, but not e-sports. Okay, I can get into e-sports too, except I consider that to be Madden, NBA 2K, etc.

Everquest II is still going? Wow, I had thought WoW would have eclipsed it. That’s impressive. Also, cool idea. I just hope it doesn’t rebel and become its own sovereign server.

This is a normal thing. People are just talking about it because of Silent Hills.

Pretty sure SNK Has been focused on Pachinko and Pachislots for longer than Konami.

*watches the EPSN owner openly mock eSports for not being a real sport*
Yeah, don’t list that as successful, even they said it was dumb.

Oh they do change, this one changed ohhhhh, in the 15th century. So you get right on changing it.

No, the environment still hasn’t changed. Literally no one outside of the niche gives a…

They will never be sports and they aren’t sports.

They are competitions, like chess.

Sport is explicitly defined as:
“an activity involving physical exertion and skill in which an individual or team competes against another or others for entertainment.”

None of that is happening, this is just people sitting on their asses…

“eSports is becoming bigger and bigger and starting to be treated like a real sport and just like real sports we need anti-doping measures in place,”

1) be able to grow a beard

hnngggg

What are you talking about? Mr. Poopy Butthole is my favorite character. Did you forget how vital he was to the resolution of Lawnmower Dog, or his dialogue on the couch with Rick and Morty in Rixty Minutes? He’s like the heart of the show.

Well, within the episode, I’m pretty sure this was a false memory. I think Rick even says it doesn’t seem like something he would do.

I do it everywhere, stop shaming me

Personally I don’t see that as flying as much as gliding.

And let’s just ignore the fact that they are all Andy’s toys. Andy, being a boy, is much more likely to have male toys. I guess they should make a post-2015 Target toy shelves, gender neutral Toy Story, right?

No. The shorts are the most recently released, meaning the female complaint had been addressed. I don’t think it’s fair to fault a 1995 flick for that anyways as it wasn’t really a big issue in the public eye until now. Also, the shorts even get their own toys. It counts just fine.