I’m pretty sure there is no actual theme park. They just give you “super mushrooms” at the gates, and you live out this commercial for 12 straight hours.

I hate you.

To paraphrase one of the great minds of the 21st century:

I don’t speak ‘stupid motherfucker’ so I had to run it through google translate. All it gave me back was:

I’m super confused here. How many levels of sarcasm have been layered on? Are we supposed to hate these things, or are we pretending these things are ‘terrible’ because this is such pointless information to have on a presidential hopeful, or are we simply making fun of how bland or generic his taste is because this…

Or...it could be evidence of a terrible alternative: That Trump’s god is real, and Trump was chosen by it.

I’m always curious about the root cause(s) of some of these bankruptcies with companies that, just a few short years ago, seemed to be booming. Particularly in fashion, where people tend to remain loyal to stores as long as they keep their prices reasonable and keep up on current trends.

Is Trump starting to feel a little hot under the collar? Well, I guess it is Pumpkin Spice season, after all.

I’ve never visited Fox News before today, but I couldn’t help myself. I had to see how they were reacting to this.

Well yeah, assuming she runs for President in 30 to 40 years, I’m sure water skiing would be the most efficient way to get to work.

I hope Trump’s days are frequently interrupted with moments of realization and sinking dread that he’s going to be remembered as a crook, fraud, fool and failure. I hope he gets that shiver down his spine and weight in his gut, and moments of panic about how he can possibly salvage any of this.

At least that’s what we should be striving for. If the next generation isn’t an improvement over the previous, then we fucked up as a society. With climate change, we’ve fucked up in this regard, on a global scale. Possibly for many generations to come.

“Vaccines aren’t safe! Climate change is a hoax! We can’t trust the science!” They screamed their message loud, and courageously, into their smart phones, on television, through the internet, over radio waves and even out their car windows to startled pedestrians. ‘Science is just another religion. I know better’,…

I’m 40 but I can imagine it, because I’ve been stewing in the same feelings for 30 years now, since back when climate change was still ‘Global Warming’ and Water World was a misguided by noble attempt to bring visibility to the issue. Then there was the Day After Tomorrow, then it was an Inconvenient Truth.

I agree, and majority governments are treading way too close to the broken American system, but with fewer checks and balances. And we all know how well those checks and balances are working in the States right now. Someone like Scheer terrifies me as a majority PM. I’m also just so sick and tired of majorities that…

Yes, but without Twitch, there’s no way that Teenagers would ever be able to find porn, ever again. Porn just doesn’t exist anywhere else. There’s no such thing as Porn that requires no ID and is free. There’s no software that instantly finds millions of videos and pictures, and lets you easily cover your tracks.

What? No, I’m  believe that you’re thinking of Bill Pullman working as a set dresser for Lloyd Kaufman. That sounds right to me somehow.

So much for the tolerant right!

That’s a pretty terrifying and eye-opening quote too. What a spiteful mindset when you’re not happy with the President because he’s not hurting certain people. They think the only way their lives can get better is if others suffer in their place, and they cheer for it. They don’t realize that their suffering will…

NBA Allstar game. There is no defense, and it’s still the NBA.