Shut the fuck up, fuck face.

I was so good at the sex, that I became a dad!

I’m not letting this day end until I call someone a Cheesebutt in person. Someone that doesn’t even have it coming.

I learned it from watching you!

Strange contest....you’re essentially trying to determine which is the worst and second worst Doritos flavour.

Wake me up when it’s Heart Attack Day. Or, alternatively, Chokes on Chicken Wing Day.

Ohhh ho ho!

This is what I would come up with if someone asked me to describe a guy that needs a kick in the dick.

You are missing Sour Jujubes. One of the finest candies to be created.

Shut the fuck up, fuck face.

I think Kawhi leaving Toronto was inevitable, as disappointing as it is to a fan like me. It would have been great to watch the Championship roster make one full season run at defending together.

So, it’s an American flag, with 50 ‘Stars’. I think it’s just a bad pun.

Ah, America, now you’re trying to put your citizens behind bars for trying to save the lives of people with brown skin. Amazing.

As a franchise-long Raptors fan, I don’t mind if Kawhi leaves. Unless it’s to the mess of the Lakers.

I intrigued.

Fuck you, Toronto fans.

At the start of game 3, when they introduced the starting line-ups, they played out the Raptors to the Imperial March. My first thought, was ‘I’m pretty sure you guys are the Empire here, Golden State’.

His “More like Serge I-Block-a” should result in a life time ban from being allowed to even talk.

I was truly rooting for Steph to score more than 50% of their points on better than 50% shooting from the field and from 3. He was on pace for most of that game.

We are so thirsty for more Finals, that these are the tangential stories that are running after just two days of downtime.