The doctor is . . . a woman!

I agree that Trump’s a shitheel, but holy mother of God, this level of masturbatory self-importance would make Kanye blush.

Man, we Liberals sure love to write letters and quit shit. Also fedoras and craft beer.

Bye Felicia!

Next year we play them in Williams-Brice Stadium, and we’re definitely going to have that game circled.”

Actually, what I was saying was you look like a complete tool for overreacting without having all the information and you were wrong. Good job anti gun nuts!

Well, considering the attacker didnt have a gun- the attacks were with a knife and with his car- but the policeman who shot him did have a gun, I’d say the gun REALLY helped.

Jesus, calm down.

They just look that way because Reid is incapable of hurrying

Andy Reid is the best high blood pressure coach in the NFL, that’s for sure.

You couldn’t make a failed QB now playing WR for the 0-12 Cleveland Browns feel bad about himself. I’m not sure he’s the one who sucks in this situation.

Notre Dame players think that they can simply apoligize during the last minute of the game all their personal fouls will magically disappear.

If the man has a lien on his TV, he should get his finances in order before starting any beefs.

I hope this article is satirical, cause it’s blistering hot garbage.

Karjakin is also a great way to kill time in traffic.

This story makes no sense for so many different reasons, but for the record, I’m totally cool with peeing nearly anywhere. I personally pee in my bathroom’s second sink. Every time. Wake up in the middle of the night with a boner: pee in the sink. Easier to aim, obviously. Wake up in the middle of the night without a…

If peeing your pants is cool, consider me Miles Davis

“The Athletic Director recounted a story where she herself urinated in her pants in an airport while on Drake business and told me I should have done the same thing,”

What the shit she just pissed herself in an airport? What kind of shop is Drake running over there?

The leader of North Korea. Read a book.