“The action is frenetic...back and forth... and it ends in.. a draw!!”

If they wanted to bring in an expert on widening the box, they should have called your mom.

“Wait, I was just joking when I said I’d rather watch paint dry than soccer!”

I literally saw a team win a Superbowl doing it. But yeah, tell me what an arena coach turned HS coach thinks.

Careful now. Keep posting Kinja like that and you could wind up U.S. Attorney General.

My buddy Kyle, his dad was a judge, and we were playing touch football in the street when we were six or seven, maybe ten, and my other friend Mike was quarterback and he was like “Go deep, way deep” and Kyle ran for, I dunno, had to be seven or eight seconds, just forever,and I was covering him and by then we were…

“Throwing hands”

Wat

“You want the red restriction of freedoms or the blue restriction of freedoms?

This. I don’t understand why people always think there are two sides to every single topic.

A Raider hasn’t had this much fun in Mexico since Barrett Robbins

Its really odd considering all their other siblings are named George Foreman.

Look, man, tripling Kings ticket prices won’t fix anything.

Also fuck Matt Barnes and his stupid shitty haircut

“Appears to have mustache, talks into head-set occasionally. Yells at underperforming people. Pumps fist when defensive stop is made. Team logo is on shirt.” — evaluation of Jeff Fisher by a hypothetical person in charge of Rams football operations.

Nick Saban responded, “What is ‘music?’ It sounds pointless.”

Boy, is he in for a surprise!

On second thought, Pence might be the greatest troll ever. Ruining the night of these rich liberals who spent thousands of dollars to see a Broadway play.

The “meaning” of spectator sports is the opportunity to see human beings do things that are spectacularly athletic and graceful. The scoreboard is a secondary concern.

So much irony.

Lets remember some blocks: