Cmon man, she’s really just blowing the DJ.

Always highlight truthers.

He travelled

Sometime around 2001 I am playing blackjack at the Luxor in Vegas. It’s about 3 AM on a weekday so it is dead. I’m the only one on my table, I am up a few hundred playing 25 bucks a hand. All of a sudden this very attractive women walks on the floor. I notice the 20 or so people in the room staring at her, I don’t…

Shocking isn’t it?

When do the people they’ve killed get to return to society?

Roses are red.

You definitely should be a NFL coach. It’s really just politics holding you back.

Who knew you could get blue balls from breaking your dick while earning your red thighs?

I did read the article. Still not sure what they need to talk about. Old guy says something lightweight racist. Young guy says don’t do that. Old guy doesn’t do it anymore.

I don’t get what they even need to talk about? Phil referred to Lebron and his circle as a term that Lebron and his circle took issue with. They told Phil not to talk to them like that. So Phil hasn’t referred to them as a posse since. What is there to talk about?

So many words for:

Because they don’t roll around on the hardwood for 45 seconds, get stretchered off the court and then miraculously return 3 seconds after getting sprayed with magic healing spray.

A better question would be why do people like Zelda? That game was ass.

Go fuck yourself, Sam.

You saw a dead guy in concert?

Obtuse people are the best people.

That horse’s asshole has better hair than I do

What svad news!

You expect me to take the word of people who smell of body odor and aloofness?