You need to tell her that over here Greeks are just over haired, unreasonably confident white guys.

What did you expect from a hot blooded Italian?

Marquette King is going to clear 35k this season.

Jake Delholmme wouldn’t have been late.

Hate to be that guy, but your title references volleyball and the highlight is clearly soccer.

He looks like a Todd.

Joe McKnight didn’t have arms?

Spoiler alert, god damn it

Well, I mean he’s not a white skin right?

I have no idea who you are. But you must be famous because you are huge and black. Stop what you are doing and take a picture with this doll.

Your friend is the asshole in this situation, right?

Ever had a ‘hertz donut’?

I love guessing games.

I think his agents play is more along the lines of ‘There’s like 15 not shitty quarterbacks in the whole world. Would you like to keep your not totally shitty quarterback?’

You’re doing it wrong. If you smoke the right amount, there’s no way you’ll even make it until 10 PM

Penicillin, as well.

I too use this strategy at work. I am one of the best rebounding cubicle drones around because of it.

What about money? I feel like poverty could definitely use some money.

I’m no physicist, but I am pretty sure it is: Cohabitation equals castration.

Don’t forget Stockton. And you are far superior to the current mayor.