Ice cold Dr. Pepper here!!

Yo dawg! I heard you like to write articles and about boring articles!

Tony may be out with a new injury tho. So that’s a break.

So they should be really good next year then?

Is the ‘bit of promise’ part the joke?

I am having so much fun just thinking about how fun it would have been to do this as a teen. It’s fun.

Because after she eats 28% of it, I get to enjoy my second steak of the evening?

Honestly, that was pretty tame.

Go home, you’re drunkenmiller.

I’ve heard it all now. Even Browns fans shit the bed on Sunday mornings?

Old people are stupid.

Needs more flutes in pussies

Do you ever get that bonus blast about 2 steps outside of the bathroom?

Punch up, asshole.

Fuck Barry M tho.

Kurtis brings his own putter to Scandia.

Tell us more.

When you think about it, he didn’t really destroy the fans concept of reality. Plus, he travelled.

So, you were going to vote for Bernie, but instead voted for Trump?

Would you rather do nothing and get 10.7 million? Or work 20 hour days, embarrass yourself once a week and get 10.7 million?