For the last time, Trump isn’t racist. He just thinks White Christian males are superior to anyone else.

I get what he is saying. I heard my wife say the same thing on my honeymoon to our bellhop when she thought I was in the shower.

If you lose to Kansas in anything other than Basketball or FUPA tucking, you deserve to be fired.

I mean it makes sense when you think about it.

I went a little heavy on the weed at lunch. I feel like everyone is whispering about me. Every time someone clears their throat I feel like it’s directed at my stench.

They better get it together. They wouldn’t want to get Left Behind.

Always TWolves second half deficiency truthers

okra, okra. If she’s passed out she didn’t say no. Gumbo! Tree shakar!

Passing is for pussies!

Don’t stop

And to think, his parents almost named him Hansoff Foglietta.

That machine was doing you a favor.