The thought of a "conjugal visit" in prison, which is a small slice of time in which the prisoner and his/her partner get to do it on a filthy mattress in the"conjugal visit room" is too disgusting a thought for me this morning.

Oh it is, they’re saying this mass shooting is the second deadliest this year. We’re at the point where we categorize them annually, not overall

I wish that my three children didn’t require surgical intervention to enter the world. The havoc those C sections have wreaked on my back and abs can’t be overstated.

WTF is the point of living in modern times if a person doesn’t avail herself of some of its luxuries, like a freaking pre-natal appointment to a midwife or something? Yet she will chatter on FB about the “primal instinct” that takes over. Guess what? Birthing can be pretty deadly, just look at history. But no, the…

Is this hilarious and enlightening? Absolutely. Is it newsworthy? Since it’s out there, yeah. But that doesn’t change the fact that an Uber driver recording passengers without their consent or knowledge and then posting that video online is a MASSIVE invasion of privacy regardless of the fame level of the passengers.

Whoa, that was a fun read. You aren’t kidding, that would’ve been way more interesting than the Titanic we got (which, imo, is like fine. just fine.)

Yeahhhh, that ain’t a good take. He’s a garbage human, but he’s got a very good amount of originality.  

I think we need to look at spanking like car seats. So many people hear “you shouldn’t spank your kids” and immediately get defensive because their parents spanked them, and if you aren’t supposed to, than that means that they had bad parents. But they love their parents, they couldn’t have been bad, so that must mean…

Who are these people?! I’m old! 

I actually feel for the Biebs (which shocks me) - he has worked all his life, he must be missing, I don’t know, a childhood or something? Regular experiences such as school?

Plus, the joke was clearly self-deprecating. I’ve been saying it from the start that they’re both unstable and immature but Pete seems like the nicer one here, Ariana gives me mean girl vibes. Pete made some tasteless jokes but I guess it’s lost on people that joking about something isn’t the same as doing something. 

Yeah, I’m Team Pete on this one. He was doing a promo for Saturday Night Live, for fuck’s sake, which is a COMEDY SKETCH SHOW. Ariana Grande’s response was stupidly immature. Quite frankly, I give massive side-eye to anyone who airs their personal issues on a public forum, whether or not they’re a celebrity. The whole…

I refuse to believe that Justin Timberlake has interesting enough sex to need a safe word.

Someone should try joyless blogger next.

Look I like snark as much as the next gal but this seemed a little too accusatory. Joanna didn’t “Give Chip a gift of 5 children,” they decided together, as a married couple, to have 5 kids. And they can make that decision together to have a sixth if they so choose. I don’t think Chip was saying “I’m going to force my…

Why wouldn’t you want to ruin someone’s life?

I feel like dudes who try to pressure their wives into more kids are also the kind of dudes who are zero help with raising kids. Especially if they’re Kanye.

It’s not uncommon for families controlled by an abusive man to have many children. It’s hard to get away if you’re constantly pregnant, nursing, and enmeshed in childcare. 

3 thoughts on Kim K & Kanye

Kanye has been playing Pygmalion to Kim since they got together. He changed her look, he tells her how to dress, when to have kids, etc. She’s like a sex doll he can dress up and make babies with. And she lets him.