My favorite narrative element of this great and true story was how you book-ended your praise of this woman for being interested in your HEART and MIND with a detailed description of her body. Presumably you were fascinated by the HEART and MIND of her “nice boobs on the larger side”.

The Family is Forever one felt fake to me and then I noticed the teen bride had somehow managed to request to be buried in her wedding gown and conveniently died in a car accident soon after? There were seemingly true stories in the comments that were really creepy. If I want fake I can find that anywhere.

99% of the people I’ve encountered who go around saying that they’re “sensitive” or “empaths” were just wishful thinking. If you really are, you most likely don’t want it and don’t want to go around advertising it.

Honestly, I thought that one was the least scary - it was so caught up in flowery language that it obscured anything scary in the story.

Talking about the older Kardashians here but it’s my experience as a middle aged lady that wealthy women who have traded on their physical appearance really start to panic as they get older And by panic I mean as their faces age they start to control what they can. They get superskinny, buy new boobs, do all sorts of…

Unpopular opinion: Kardashian haters are to blame for the family’s collective dysmorphia.

What’s the criteria for the best stories? Because I feel that most of these stories are written like fictional stories and are obviously made up which makes them not that scary. Mine, on the other hand, was brief because it really happened, non of it was made up. And in my opinion, that makes it scarier than most of…

For me the worst thing is that it will TURN OFF podcasts I’m listening to in order to play the ad. It’s infuriating.

A white guy in his 50's from Florida? I’m shocked. Also shocked to see that he’s driving around in a van that is basically a Trump shrine. 

Correct, an NDA doesn’t protect criminal acts. 

I tend to not click on TMZ links, but your comment piqued my curiosity. The family really does look happy in those photos. I’m hoping the author was being “funny” because otherwise it was just a low attempt at kicking a member of the Kardashian’s without any reason to do so.

We were watching last night and said “THAT’S the big death we were all promised??????” It was utter shit. DeDe showed up a couple of times over the years, certainly not enough for anyone to really be invested in her.

Was the “Look Miserable” thing supposed to be a joke? Cuz they look cute and happy. I don’t know why I’m defending celebrities this morning but i can’t find it in me to snark on objectively nice things when there’s so many bad things to spend my negative energy on.

Ok who thinks this was “revealed” to dilute google searches about Jada “crying for 45 days”??? 

Good luck trying to fit an armchair in the freezer

She seems to have an over the top story about every topic. Wasn’t it just yesterday she said she cried for 45 days?

Has anything happened in this woman’s life that she doesn’t have a highly dramatic story about?

Stop using them. Just sit on the goddamn toilet.

The way to get people to vote is to offer them candidates who actually give people hope that politics could make things better for them

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