I was too late with my submission last year, so here goes...

I’m doxxing myself because my friends all know this story. I waited until daytime to write it because it scares me so much.

It made sense that Nate’s dad was molesting him

I thought the body on the gurney was her Dad.

*Externally screaming*

I think it’s pretty shitty of her high school to sell ad space at the diamond to white supremacy groups from seven surrounding counties. It’s not the message we should be giving to kids, and it takes away from her accomplishment.  Sad.

Jamie and/or Tyrion will survive long enough for Bronn’s story to end.

Brienne. Not Brianne. SER FUCKING BRIENNE OF TARTH.

When Tyrion said “maybe I’ll go down to King’s Landing as a wight and kill Cersei” I knew this would be happening. My guess is Arya, Theon, Podrick and Tormund all die next week. Maybe Tyrion, Brienne, Greyworm and Bran too. I don’t see half of them making it out as undead. This episode felt like fan service so we…

Also, his support of Brienne is so pure. I will actually cry if he dies.

I usually watch GOT with my friends but I won’t be able to next week and that’s probably a good thing because I’m going to be a fucking mess if my girl Brienne gets it.

Word?

This episode is how I’m going to remember these characters. I’ve been waiting for Book Jamie and Book Brienne to reach some sort of ending, and I think the show nailed it. I teared up a bit (a lot).

My wife and I realized at dinner last night that we both heard a lot of “elbows off the table” as kids, but have yet to say that to our 6- and 4-year-olds, b/c really, who cares

While most of this is infuriating, I’m not willing to throw the well-heeled baby out with the CBD-infused bathwater. A few good things could theoretically be mined from this type of “medical” center. Please keep in mind that I list all these good things knowing that are rendered mostly null and void by the fact that…

People knew that the rich bought their way into the elite schools; I think the shock is the use of a middleman, elaborate cheating schemes, and bribing what is effectively the “middle-management” at the colleges rather than just paying for a new library. After all, Yale could use an international airport.

Getting into to college is harder than staying in college.  Especially places like USC.

Douglas Hodge: “Court docs say that the younger daughter’s falsified application to USC listed her as the co-captain of a Japanese national soccer team.”

Jesus. I hope you don’t have daughters. 

If you call your daughter a dumb bimbo for choosing to do something that you don’t personally find valuable then supportive doesn’t mean what you think it means. 

I think they’ll become mommy bloggers then.