Does tips@deadspin.com exist?

Have you looked into the cast and writers? It’s relatively diverse in terms of race and ethnicity, as well as gender.

Why didn’t they just eat at Wegman?????

That’s what I get for stealing so many pairs or earrings back in 2003

Bieber was certainly sexually abused when he was a newbie on the music scene. Poor guy, hope he can heal. But GTFO of that creepy church. 

...he meant Italian bread. Am I missing something?

I’m only basing my opinion on watching/listening to this one video, but it seems like they just found four pretty Asian girls and gave them some choreography. They didn’t sign at all during this and honestly didn’t even quite seem like they knew the lyrics. 

Still cares about true crime? If anything I think people care more about it today. I went to visit my parents (in their 60s) a couple days ago and we all, including my sisters, ended up watching the Bundy Tapes together. I had no idea anyone but me even liked true crime in my family.

The French suck.

Show me some funny tattoos that non-English speakers got in English.

Have you been BITTEN by one though? There is a difference between being nipped and being full on bitten. When they truly bite it’s extremely painful and their little teeth sink deep in. The next day your the bite is usually extremely sore, swollen and red.

We foster cats so I’m constantly giving meds - can confirm that putting them into a burrito is your best option. It’s also fun to kiss them when they’re in the burrito because they have to put up with the unwanted affection. 

The Kardashians are good Moms, it’s the Dad’s who are the problems.

Keep making enemies of more and more groups and see how that works for you, you idiot. (Trump, not the author)

I’ll be in DC for the march tomorrow, although I really have no idea what to expect...

Pussy breathing will now be in my vocab

Just a reminder than any person of any gender, race, ethnicity, religion, etc. can be shitty. Although, white guys are the most likely offenders.

oh lord.

The point of the impossible foods are to replace meat for meat eaters. It’s not just to feed vegetarians. Plus we have things like tuna steaks and cauliflower steak. 

I absolutely love them. I’m not a vegetarian but will always opt for the impossible burger when it’s on the menu. The “bleeding” is fairly minimal and only if it’s cooked to be less than “medium”.