Bieber has foregone a prenuptial agreement in his marriage to that Hailey girl.

Pete Davidson joked about replacing Ari’s BC with Tic Tacs or something, she told him to shut up.

Cardi can order a hit out on every woman in Queens and it won’t stop Offset from cheating. You just have to throw the whole man out.

One time, I discovered that the passenger sitting next to me was fearful of flying. It was at takeoff, when I felt a vice grip on my arm. I talked her through the rest of the flight and the landing.

Look, if someone doesn’t like to fly when they don’t have to, but can overcome their fear of flying when necessary, then there’s no way they were sexually assaulted as a teenager. That’s just science.

Literally one of my worst cargo related fears. I transport propane tanks with some regularity inside my SUV and this extremely rare scenario is constantly running through my mind. It’s why I always keep the rear most windows open when transporting propane tanks if I can.

in a not-so-distant future where people can rent friends and pay for subway rides and dinner by listening to a person read ads out loud.

The whole burnout u-turn preceding that on a public road without taking the time to make sure there was no one coming makes him a douchebag.

Shia LeBoeuf would be... just... a lot. Can you imagine even sharing a bathroom with that guy, let alone your life?

I thought we agreed he beat off in the shower. 

I’m pretty sure every golf course on the planet opens before 7:30 am.

Probably because they didn’t know. I just am reading this now and am on my lunch break so can’t go anywhere til I finish eating :/

First of all, hey Kelly Ripa, I’m a vegetarian who is slowly devouring herself one (or many) cuticle(s) at a time, and I’m not ashamed. Stand in your truth Ripa!

I’m not sure about all of them and I think he’s fairly clever about keeping relationships a secret until they’re legal but he certainly likes the young girls. And many of the young girls seem to struggle with addiction either during or after. He also went on Howard Stern and said he took Mandy Moore’s virginity and I…

Not sure that having a sexual predator who groomed her when she was underage around is the best thing for her.

Yeah, he squicks me out in a major way. Plus, between Mischa, Lohan and now Demi, I worry that he might not be the most effective sober coach out there. Perhaps he’s not the healthiest person to remain in her life?

Wilmer seems to leave a path of destruction everywhere he goes, so good on him if he’s helping her but...

I’m officially lost at why the Carrie Underwood thing is a story? I guess it’s because her doctors’ deserve big kudos but it all seems like much ado about nothing. It’s not like she’s horribly disfigured or anything?

It’s a small price to pay once all that sweet, sweet sexual assault money that these women are always after starts pouring in...

Drake texts a 14 year old girl about boys, while also having a “friendship” with a 16 year old model who he may or may not be dating now at 18 years old.