She sounds petulant and tone-deaf IRL but to dismiss her as a “bad actress” is pretty dumb in light of Lost in Translation, Her, Under the Skin, Don Jon, etc.

Why does she have to defend herself for getting roles? The people who cast should be catching flack more than her. If she thinks the role is right for her and it helps develop her craft - why wouldn’t she take it?

I’m American and I only recognize Our Lord and Savior, the One True Kylie.

Don’t feel bad, it’s cheaper and safer than a DUI!

Isn’t “Cheryl” a little too generic a name to really attempt to go by the one name only thing? I mean you’ve got Cher(close! but no), Prince, Bjork, Sting, and Madonna; all pretty unique names, but Cheryl? That said, I don’t know anything about this person, or who the mom in question is, so maybe she’s big enough to…

They ride up due to my thick thighs and gait. 

I didn’t wear shorts for so many years because I was ridiculously self conscious and thought my legs were hideous. And I refused to wear them all while living in south Texas, where it’s hot and humid as fuck. A few years ago I said to hell with it, and started wearing shorts because I could no longer deal with the…

Is he really a single father though if he’s only seen the kid once? (Answer: NO)

I have definitely written my name too fast and misspelled it...many times

I can’t recommend volunteering enough. Feel like you’re spending too much time gazing into your abyss? Go help someone out of theirs. I’ve been a repro justice organizer for a decade and it really helps with my GAD. It helps me feel like I’m allowed to be here.

Just a helpful FYI- you can find many singing bowl videos on YouTube. I use them to meditate (I sound so woowoo, but really, I’m trying to learn to find peace inside my own head instead of annoying the shit out of my boyfriend by playing British crime dramas via Netflix on my phone all day long to drown out my mean…

“The unfortunate tendency toward self-absorption that’s resulted from my lifelong feud with myself...”

Right? My God.
Once, I was talking with some of my brother’s friends and he mentioned dropping food on his mattress. I said “What about the mattress pad?” He didn’t have one; fair enough. Then I asked “what about the fitted sheet? That should absorb some of it” And he just cocks his head and goes “What?” Son had been…

Ever thought of buying an inflatable kiddie pool?

I love my sex blanket from Liberator. I squirt like a fucking waterfall. Frankly, my mattress looks like it belongs to Fuller, I’ve soaked through towels/sheets/whatnot. My sex blanket is relatively inexpensive, waterproof, and pretty nice to lay on. It may be a glorified tarp, but it’s my glorified tarp.

It’s not like your mattress doesn’t already look like a Civil War bandage.

I’ve become partial to Softcups for period sex. Best part about them, you can pass out afterwards and deal with the mess in the morning. 

I mean, if you’re going to have gloopy sex, just pop the sheets in the washer afterwards. It’s not like your mattress doesn’t already look like a Civil War bandage.

Don’t be stupid. It’s definitely, totally normal to get engaged to someone you’ve been dating for eleven minutes.

Tom Cruise’s daughter selling lemonade at a Pride parade is just all kinds of awesome.