The Cardi B Junior thing with no comment is a weird choice

Yeah that’s part of the reason why I think this relationship maybe makes sense, even if they are completely gross in nearly every way. They’ve both been personally impacted by major public tragedies. That does tend to bring people together. 

He’s been through some shit. She’s been through some shit. Really happy to see them bringing each other joy.

Honestly, with all the shit going on and everything she’s been through in the last year, Ariana’s earned an adorable big sober dick. I hope those two baby goofballs make it.

Sooo cute and she looks SO MUCH like both Bey and Jay.

I love Gina Rodriguez. She seems like such a genuinely sweet person and every time I watch Jane the Virgin her smile warms my small, black, cold heart.

I love all the emotions that ran across Blue’s face, lol. She was smiling, casually enjoying the show, and then “Oh no, nononono.” The look of disgust that a child witnessing a glimpse of her parents’ sexuality can muster is priceless and always hilarious. The best part is her little head popping up to see if the…

Here’s your periodic reminder that Benicio del Toro has a kid with Kimberly Stewart. Never stops being bizarre to me.

Chris Christie would like a word. He was in the original ghostbusters as the Stay Puffed marshmallow man.

I also love adirondack chairs, but they are no good for dates. You want to lean in and be close. Those chairs are only good for leaning out by yourself. ETA: Especially dates where you called the paparazzi to take photos.

I guess the same way that you ignore the fact that some people have longer legs. It’s a natural physiological difference.

So let’s make sure all women are the same height, the same weight, have the same waist-to-hip ratio. It’s ridiculous. In math competitions, are they going to measure IQs so all are on a level playing field? So some women are biologically “gifted” with something that gives them an advantage. That’s how it works. We all…

I think he looks *a lot* like Seth MacFarlane.

John Cena saying publicly that he would “make [the] sacrifice” of having kids with his girlfriend is probably a pretty good sign that they shouldn’t have kids.

I want to see a Martin Scorsese movie about the Property Brothers. 

If Jordan Belfort taught us anything, it’s that you should do as much illegal shit as you can while making as much money as you can. Then Martin Scorsese or some other dude filmmaker will come along and make a movie that glorifies your crimes.

USA looks really, really good this year. Loving their chances.

I feel like there have been multiple questions about the whole skin-to-skin thing lately which is very confusing to me. Like, do people really not know that skin-to-skin contact is suggested for babies? I have nieces and nephews, but no children of my own and I’ve known this for years. And if I hadn’t already known,…

Bobby, the shirtless pics are because new parents are encouraged to bond with their children using skin-to-skin cuddling. It helps regulate the body temperature and breathing of the newborn, lets them feel the warmth of human contact, and helps them adjust to life outside the uterus. It’s good for the baby, not just…

The shirtlessness is actually important — newborn babies benefit enormously from skin-to-skin contact in their first few hours of life. It helps them regulate their body temperature, among other things, as they acclimate to life outside of the womb. Sometimes it’s called “kangaroo care.” https://my.clevelandclinic.org/…