Those ugly expansive jeans with the gaudy stitching that people were wearing 10 years ago? That religion?

Saw Moonlight last weekend and fell even more deeply in love with her. My husband did as well.

Goddamit, now I want to go to Coachella.

I don’t like the idea per se, but I do know a lot of women who’ve gotten out of shitty relationships and started working on themselves. A lot of them started hitting the gym and eating better because they weren’t miserable in front of a tv eating take out with their bf/husband anymore. They really do feel good when…

I don’t really believe it, but I like this type of gossip

NARS under eye concealer for the win.

*raises hand* I do. Obviously not an excessive amount though.

Did you even read that article? Most of the pets had pre existing conditions and the stress of traveling triggered their deaths. It’s very sad, but I hardly think Delta is to blame for the majority of the incidents.

All I can think about is how gross it would be to put my vagina in that water.

They made sure Theil made the list, though! *Side-eye*

It’s my mom’s ringtone...

Geez. I really lik Aubrey Plaza so I’m going to try and not read into this very much, but she probably could chill a bit. Chrissy also could chill. And uncle probably shouldn’t have waited until a flight to watch his nieces movie.

Oh no I’m late! Here’s a pic of my dad shirtless at a Bills game. I believe this was the playoff game that got them into their first super bowl?

I’m literally looking for the same type of jobs in the same industries as you and also having a ridiculously hard time. It sucks, I’m right there with you.

Lamar’s drug problems go back a lot further than the Kardashians. His father is drug addict and it sounds like that’s where Lamar’s problems stem from, be it genetic and emotional.

Good song, TERRIBLE music video.

I almost always won my events at swim meets but the first my Dad usually would say to me was “too bad that turn/start wasn’t great” or “not your best time”.

I once had to shit while at a bar but decided against it when I went into the TINY bathroom and there was an attendant. This is how I ended up having to shit into an empty cookie box I found in the back seat in my car while driving.

I’m from Buffalo.

Well in that case, lots of layers, wool socks, gortex, nothing cotton, balaclava, alcohol.