I feel like your inconveniences are less important than the real issues here, yet somehow you wrote an entire article about how much it sucks to be cold.

RIGHT!!!! This should have been a scene from Parks and Rec

This has to be Aubrey Plaza playing Mariah...

The issue is that every story Deadspin posts about women being assaulted by men is filled with “joke” comments. It sucks to see these stories never taken seriously.

Lololololol jokes about violence against women!

That’s quite the movie villain pic

Madonna taking off Arianna’s jacket was the most cringeworthy part for me

Just breathe

Everything about this is bizarre

My barbies all just banged constantly - gay, straight, trans inclusive banging.

Thought this was about Joe Jonas

I’m not sure why we’d hold luck against someone...

Bill Gates?

If I wanted to see a bunch of grey coldness I’d go home to Buffalo

I actually think they do a decent job of not just featuring white people, which I assume takes some hunting around given how white the area is. They’ve had a number of interracial and non-white couples. No gays thought which obviously is a problem.

She has to be a Dem, right? I can’t fathom that she’s a “real” Republican. I kind of feel like this has to be tricky for her. I hope somehow she sways him in the right direction on some thing. I’m trying to be optimistic.

My husband and I rub each others stomachs to make the farts come out

Do you think they talked about chicken wings or beef on weck or both? Those are the only food options in Buffalo.

Arpaio endorsed Rick Perry over Romney in 2012, which leads me to believe the two men didn’t really see eye-to-eye.

These kids’ names!!! OMG stop.